My Worst Nightmare

You know that dream where you are standing on a stage, in front of a huge crowd... in your Telitubbies underwear, singing? And as if that isn't enough. No. To top it all off you are a terrible, dreadful singer. I mean so bad that you can hear all the hound dogs howling outside. Yeah, that's right, I know you had that nightmare. But doesn't that sound exactly like Brittany Spears? No, her undies aren't Telitubbies, but they are still undies! And have you noticed how her voice makes babies cry? But instead of that being her nightmare it is her reality. And it seems to me that she likes it! Yeah she is making LOTS of money off of it but you'd think she would be embarrassed and cover her self up, or at least take some singing lessons. I'm just sayin'. You know? Yeah, there might be people out there that would love to sing in front of a huge crowd in their undies. But that is what they have strip clubs for. And if you want someone to feel sorry for you 'cuz you have a bad voice go to a karaoke bar. That is my input. Thank-You and Good Night!