Kuna Caves

Today I went to the Kuna Caves. Each of us got to invite a friend. I invited Robyn. She had never been there before so I told her that I would take her. When we got there we climbed down the big ladder. Then we put one foot in front of the other... anyways, took the flashlight and walked back into the cave. It was AWESOME. And dark. We had to crawl on our stomachs. It was very dusty. When we came to Fat Man's Hole we tried to crawl through. We didn't want to go all the way through because we might get stuck. It would be a tight fit and nobody wanted to take the chance of getting left behind. So we went back. When we got out of the cave we had a lot of dust on us. We brushed it off and got in the car. We drove by a bunch of cows. We mooed at them. Cuz it was fun! Then we went to Wal-Mart. SOOO EXCITING! We saw a bunch of people there that we knew. Then we went to my house to go to the neighborhood pool. We had fun at the pool. When we came home from the pool we had hamburgers. And we jumped on the trampoline. When it was getting late my dad took me and Robyn to her house to have a sleepover. So now we are going to go sleep out on her trampoline. Good Night, Sleep Tight, Dont let the bed bugs bite.

My Worst Nightmare

You know that dream where you are standing on a stage, in front of a huge crowd... in your Telitubbies underwear, singing? And as if that isn't enough. No. To top it all off you are a terrible, dreadful singer. I mean so bad that you can hear all the hound dogs howling outside. Yeah, that's right, I know you had that nightmare. But doesn't that sound exactly like Brittany Spears? No, her undies aren't Telitubbies, but they are still undies! And have you noticed how her voice makes babies cry? But instead of that being her nightmare it is her reality. And it seems to me that she likes it! Yeah she is making LOTS of money off of it but you'd think she would be embarrassed and cover her self up, or at least take some singing lessons. I'm just sayin'. You know? Yeah, there might be people out there that would love to sing in front of a huge crowd in their undies. But that is what they have strip clubs for. And if you want someone to feel sorry for you 'cuz you have a bad voice go to a karaoke bar. That is my input. Thank-You and Good Night!

Orthodontist

Right now i am at ths orthodontist doing this on the wii! It is cool, weird and hard.

I love blogthings!

Your Personality Is Like Acid

A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! At your best: You understand the world completely, and every ordinary experience is sublime. What people like about being around you: You say and do the craziest things. You're very entertaining. What people dislike about being around you: You're unpredictable. Your mood swings are quite intense. How addicted people get to you: They pretty much don't get addicted to you.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatdrugisyourpersonalitylikequiz/">What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

You Belong in 1996

With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatyeardoyoubelonginquiz/">What Year Do You Belong In?

You Are Chinese Food

Exotic yet ordinary. People think they've had enough of you, but they're back for more in an hour.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindoffoodareyouquiz/">What Kind of Food Are You?

You Relate to Deer and Pandas

Your Power Animal: Deer Animal You Were in a Past Life: Panda You are a fun-seeker - an adventurous, risk-taker. While you are spontaneous, you are not very rational.

http://www.blogthings.com/theanimalpersonalitytest/">The Animal Personality Test

You Are Somewhat Honest

You do tend to tell the truth a lot But you also stretch the truth on occasion You figure a little lie isn't a big deal As long as it doesn't hurt anyone too much!

http://www.blogthings.com/howhonestareyouquiz/">How Honest Are You?

You Are LOL

The internet is always cracking you up. You could waste the day away finding things to laugh at. You're usually the first one to find a new funny video, picture, or website. You're always up for wasting time online, even if (especially if) you're at work. You also tend to spend a lot of time chatting, especially with people who make you laugh out loud.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatinternetslangareyouquiz/">What Internet Slang Are You?

You Are Baseball Games

You like old fashioned things. You're one of those people who values tradition. You enjoy a slow pace of life. You believe that life is all about enjoying every moment. You love the changing of the seasons, and you look forward to what each season brings. You are smart and a bit obsessive. You become very immersed in your interests.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatpartofspringareyouquiz/">What Part of Spring Are You?

Your Hair Should Be Pink

Hyper, insane, and a boatload of fun. You're a traveling party that everyone loves to follow.

What's" Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

You Are France

You are very proud of the culture you come from. You can't help but be a bit snobby. You cherish your food, history, language, and art. You feel like other people can't match your taste. Elegance is important to you. You rather stay with the past than love a new trend. When in public, you look good and say the right things. Only your close friends and family know the real you.

http://www.blogthings.com/whatcountryareyouquiz/">What Country Are You?

You Are 8% Sociopath

You're empathetic, loyal, and introspective. In other words, there's no way you're a sociopath... but you can spot one pretty easily!

http://www.blogthings.com/areyouasociopathquiz/">Are You A Sociopath?

You Communicate With Your Ears

You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod.

http://www.blogthings.com/howdoyoucommunicatequiz/">How Do You Communicate?

You Crave a Remarkable Life

Your dream is to live an interesting, challenging, surprising life. You want to change and grow. You believe life is short, and there's more to see and learn than you could ever imagine. You don't want to waste time or be stagnant. If you feel bored, then it's probably time to get moving. You want to live a life full of people, places, ideas, and experiences. You desire many amazing memories.

http://www.blogthings.com/thesunsettest/">The Sunset Test

How To Clean a Toilet

Dear dirty toilet owner,

I hear you are having trouble cleaning your toilet. Dont fret, I have the answer:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

I hope this helps!

Sincerely, The Dog

Summer Reading List

Now that I finished reading 4 out of 5 Fablehaven books (the fith book is yet to be published) Harry Potter and the Half Blooded Prince is coming out in theatres on July 17th so I will be reading that book again. I can't wait to see the movie because that is my favorite Harry Potter book and I have read it a couple times. Next I am going to read New Moon again because that movie is coming to theatres November 20th. Before I read those books I am going to read Dragon Lance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight, Dragons of Winter Night, Dragons of Spring Dawning, Dragons of Summer Flame, Time of the Twins, War of the Twins and Test of the Twins. My parents have been trying to get me to read the Dragon Lance books for a long time because they are "good books" but I tried and couldn't get past the first page. Why do I want to read them so suddenly? Because money bribed me to read them. My mom told me that she would pay me five dollars to read them. But that didn't cut it. I raised It to five dollars a book but we settled to two dollars a book. That makes me wonder how much my mom will pay me to read her VC Andrews books. I think I have a plan cooking. Anyways... Between you and me, I kinda like the Dragon Lance books so far. But only a little bit, and my mom doesn't find out, OK?. Now that we have cleared that up my reading list is at a total of eight books that I have to read. Then there are the books that I want to read. Two of those are Eragon and Eldest. I like dragon books (shut up! I know Dragon Lance books are about dragons!) All of those books will probably occupy me until the middle of July. I don't know what to read until school starts (maybe VC Andrews, for a sum of money of course.) Good thing my mom loves to take us to the library. Oh wait, I love to beg her to take us to the library and she loves to say no. I guess I will have to work on that. But I will worry about that when I'm done with these books. I guess I better start them. I will tell you how they are going later!

Fill in the Blanks

Copy and paste the sentences into a post of your own, change to your answers, then tag me and twenty other people.

1. My ex-boyfriend(s)...don't exist.

2. Maybe I should ... eat some pizza.

3. I love ... the smell of rain.

4. People would say that I'm ... crazy (see number 7)

5. I don't understand ... why some people are so mean

6. When I wake up in the morning ... I am wide awake no mater what time it is

7. I lost ... my sanity

8. Life is full of ... life

9. My past ... is embarrassing

10. I get annoyed when ... people think they're right but I know I'm right

11. Parties are ... fun when people dance (that means: don't invite Brittani to a party)

12. I wish ... I wasn't embarrassed to talk to the guys I like

13. Dogs ... are so cute. mostly.

14. Cats ... are boring!

15. Tomorrow ... I have to take my science and gym final. YAY! :/

16. I have a low tolerance ... for annoying people. although most people would put me in that category.

17. If I had a million dollars ... I would go shopping and then put the rest of it away for college.

18. I'm totally terrified ... of spiders!

19. My spouse ... will exist in about 15 years

20. My life ....... is exciting! and sometimes boring. lol