Three Ways to Get News around the World

My dad and I were just sitting in here talking about his job at Silver Hawk. He said that Him and Leather Jacket Boy were the only guys that had 1000+ hrs so they could find a new job.

Actual Conversation:

DAD: Does Leather Jacket Boy sound offensive?

ME: No. Why do you call him that?

DAD: When I was talking to mom I would refer to him as Lether Jacket Boy so she would know who I was talking about.

ME: Oh

DAD: When I told mom she went to work and told his sister in-law and she told him. When I went to work I said 'Hey my wife works with-' and he said 'I know you call me Leather Jacket Boy'

ME: That is funny!!!!!

DAD: So three ways to get something around the world are: Tellephone, Tellegram and Tell-a-Woman.

HARDY HAR HAR!!!!!!!

New Moon

New moon is my second favorite book (after Twilight) and I just fineshed reading it on May 31. It is really goood.

"Shoot" I muttered when the paper sliced my finger;

I pulled it out to examine the damage.

A single drop of blood oozed from the tiny cut.

It all happened very quickly then.

Edward threw himself at me, flinging me across the table...

I tumbled down to the floor by the piano,

with my arms thrown out instinvtively to catch my fall,

into the jagged shards of glass. I felt the searing, stinging pain

that ran from my wrist to the crease inside my elbow.

Dazed and disoriented, I looked up

from the bright red blood pulsing out of my arm -

into the fevered eyes

of the six suddenly ravenous

Vampires.

I really love this book! My mom said that tomorrow she might take me to buy Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse tomorrow. They are at CostCo. Twilight is $6 New Moon is $6 and Eclipse is $10.

I really hope she does!

Another thing is tomorrow is my last day of school!!!!! I get out at 10:28 A.M.!!!!! YAY!!!!!