Embarrassing Moments

Last night we were talking about embarrassing moments at the dinner table. Here are a few:

MOM- I stayed with my cousin for a while in Spokane and we were in the trailer. I had a crush on the guy next door and she knew that. She asked me questions about him for 20 minutes and finally I found out she had him sitting out side of the window listening to everything I said!

JESSICA- I was sleeping over at my uncle Mikes house and I had a really big wet fart. I told Mike and he told me to take my panties off so he could put them in a bag for home. A couple months later my dads friend Steve was over and dad found my "Desert panties" and showed them to Steve!

EMILY- We were at Silverwood amusement park and Sarabeth and I were on the Ferris Wheel and it got to the top and I got scared and I screamed bloody murder "GET ME OFF THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everybody stopped and looked at me.

ME- I was really little, like 5 or something, and I had a huge turd!!! I mean HUMONGOUS!!! So, my uncle Mike was over and, you guessed it, I took his hand and took him to the bathroom and i was so proud of that turd I showed it to him!!